Quote from Barney in Splitsville
Robin: Did you nerds actually play any basketball? Ted: Um, us nerds focused on something far more important.. bonding. Robin: You guys are gonna get pounded. And I am not. Ted: Oh, come on. You can't go a couple weeks without sex? Our point guard's a 52-year-old virgin, happy as a clam. Barney: I'm sure he's quite a ball handler.