Lily: That was Victoria asking you to move to Denver with her.
Ted: What? Then, why wouldn't she just come right out and say what she wants?
Marshall: Men. It's like, if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?
Lily: Mm-hmm.
[Lily and Marshall snap their fingers]
Ted: Okay, when did Marshall become a slightly more feminine you?