Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: Ooh. Our demise. [Lily wails] Barney, how would you explain to little Marvin why we're not around anymore? Lily: No. Barney: Easy, all I'd have to do is change a few words to one of my classics with the ladies. [fantasy scene with Barney sitting down with a suited-up, six-year-old Marvin:] Barney: The President of the World has called your parents away on a super-secret space mission. For the sake of the planet, you will never see them again. Now pick up your toys and say good night to Daddy. [reality:] Barney: What do you know? That last line stays the same. Marshall: Judges? Lily: [blows raspberry and gives a thumbs down]