Nick: Hey, guys, what's up?
Ted: Oh, Quinn's pissed because Barney wants her to sign a crazy prenup.
Barney: But is it really crazy?
Both: Yes.
Nick: Well, I'm new to this but guessing yes.
Barney: Okay, look. Did I go a speck of sand, a fairy eyelash, a unicorn whisper too far? Perhaps. But can you tell me there's nothing in any of your relationships you'd want to change? No behavior you'd want to outlaw? No terms you'd want to renegotiate? Look me in the eye and tell me I'm crazy.
All: You're crazy.