Quinn: "All hair below the neck must be removed weekly."
Barney: Hey, you're gonna be thanking me for that hair loss during the weigh-in.
Quinn: "Miss Garvey's parents may stay at our place as long as they like." Well, at least that one's nice. [Barney turns the page] "Provided they each arrive in an urn." "Wives two through eight will make a weekly chore wheel."
Arthur: I'm sorry, I borrowed a few sections from a prenup I did for a Saudi Arabian sultan. I'll cross out the extra wives stuff.
Barney: Unless...
Quinn: Cross it out.