Quote from Barney in The Pre-Nup
[flashback:] Quinn: "Miss Garvey must invent 12 new sexual positions per year, at least ten of which involve her doing all or most of the work." [at MacLaren's:] You definitely can't do that. [back:] Quinn: "Miss Garvey's breasts must be enhanced every five years or 50,000 honka-honkas, whichever comes first." [MacLaren's:] Ted: That's actually not bad. Marshall: I'll allow it.