Ted: Whoa. What's wrong?
Barney: I ruined things with Quinn. I insisted she stop stripping, we got in a huge fight about it, then I ran off to Atlantic City for two days without calling. What the hell am I coming home to?
[fantasy scene:]
Quinn: Let's have an eight-way with my six hottest stripper friends.
[reality:]
Robin: Um, how is that a punishment?
Barney: Wait for it.
[fantasy:]
Quinn: But I forbid you from filming it with your overhead camera that zooms in on whoever's being the loudest.
Barney: Nooooo!