Barney: Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted, Ted.
Ted: Who buzzed you in?
Barney: Did you really think you could start dating online and I wouldn't find out?
Ted: But- Wha- Th-This girl, she-she was-
Barney: Me. She was me, Ted. The photo was just of some girl I knew you'd never seen before. A very famous sports anchor on ESPN.