Barney: What am I gonna do about this Quinn thing? I want to ask her out again, but I don't know how I feel about her being a stripper.
Ted: Why would you have an issue with that? I mean, you've dated convicted felons, arms dealers, pageant moms.
Barney: Hey, Quinn is someone I might want to get serious with, not just pretend to be a judge who can help her four-year-old clinch Little Miss Biloxi. [chuckles] Tiffany's mom really wanted that tiara.