Woman: Enormous Penis Syndrome?
Barney: E.P.S. It's all about awareness. That's why we're doing the fun run, the silent auction, the three-legged race. Of course, that's just one guy. You know what? I can't do this. [to the cab driver] You can let me out up here.
Woman: Why? You got a girlfriend or something?
Barney: Maybe something.