Barney Quote #1602

Quote from Barney in The Drunk Train

Woman: Enormous Penis Syndrome?
Barney: E.P.S. It's all about awareness. That's why we're doing the fun run, the silent auction, the three-legged race. Of course, that's just one guy. You know what? I can't do this. [to the cab driver] You can let me out up here.
Woman: Why? You got a girlfriend or something?
Barney: Maybe something.

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 ‘The Drunk Train’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos.
Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T.
Barney: I didn't?
Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?

Quote from Ted

Barney: I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
All: Oh...!
Barney: That's all you gotta say!
Ted: Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase! What do you think, you're better than me?!

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Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called... The Drunk Train.
Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid. It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express. The Long Island Tail Road!
Ted: Oh, I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
Barney: Ted, that is a children's book.