Quote from Barney in The Rebound Girl
Woman #1: Oh, my goodness. What a beautiful baby. Barney: Thank you. By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple. We are two straight guys who are single and we have a baby. Just so you know. Woman #2: Look at this sweet girl. Barney: Hi. I was just telling this first girl, my friend and I, both straight, both available, and we have a baby. Woman #3: Oh, who is this little angel? Barney: Okay, real quick: me and him, not gay, single, have a baby. We should look into having a sign made. Future Ted: [v.o.] Again, we were going through a difficult time. But this part was kind of fun.