Woman #1: Oh, my goodness. What a beautiful baby.
Barney: Thank you. By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple. We are two straight guys who are single and we have a baby. Just so you know.
Woman #2: Look at this sweet girl.
Barney: Hi. I was just telling this first girl, my friend and I, both straight, both available, and we have a baby.
Woman #3: Oh, who is this little angel?
Barney: Okay, real quick: me and him, not gay, single, have a baby. We should look into having a sign made.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Again, we were going through a difficult time. But this part was kind of fun.