Robin: You're not leaving, and that's final. Look what I bought at 4:00 a.m. in New York City. A bootleg VHS of a very, very popular Korean movie, this genuine Lenny Vintone purse and the number of a man who can get me a kidney. Do that on Long Island.
Marshall: Look, Robin, we appreciate that you want us to stay in the city, but this is what we want. I mean, you understand, right?
Robin: No. Here are a few fun facts about Long Island. [clears throat] Number one: it's Brooklyn's fart trail.