Quote from Lily in The Rebound Girl
Future Ted: [v.o.] In the fall of 2011, Lily and Marshall received a surprising gift from Lily's grandparents: their house in Long Island. Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason. Lily: It's Long Island. I don't want to spend my Saturday in Long Island. Marshall: I know, babe, but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture and she wants us to check it out before the open house. Lily: All right. Can we at least do it on the fake bed? Marshall: I'm embarrassed that you have to ask.