Ted: Groovapalooza! All the smug hippie bands from the '90s in one big concert Ah, even the tickets smell like cloves and mediocrity. And to really take us back, I scored us bag of, yes, mari...
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, we used to do something before concerts to enjoy them more. And that thing was to...
eat a sandwich.
Ted: ...nated steak subs.