Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, in the fall of 2011, all of my friends were in relationships. So when Barney's brother James came to visit, it created a slight logistical problem.
Marshall: We're gonna need a bigger booth.
Nora: I'm gonna go to the loo. I don't actually have to go, I just want a seat all to myself.
Barney: So, would anyone care to ask me where Nora and I are going tonight?
Ted: Don't ask him. It's a trap.
Kevin: Where you going?
Marshall: Come on, man, for God's sake!
Barney: Bootytown, Kevin! We are finally going to Bootytown.
Robin: And that's why we don't ask him.