Robin: Ted's texting me from the bathroom.
Kevin: I don't get it. It's just a "C" with an apostrophe.
Robin: Oh, yeah. Sometimes when one of us is on the can, we'll, uh, sneak a peek and then text each other,you know.
Kevin: Symbols to describe what your bowel movement looks like?
Marshall: This morning, I took an ampersand.
Lily: Last summer, I dropped a deuce that actually looked like the number two!
[title card: inappropriate social behavior]