Quote from Ted in Mystery Vs. History
Ted: So, how was the traffic getting here? Janet: You picked me up at my apartment. Ted: I certainly did. [inner monologue] Oh, my God, I've lost the ability to talk to girls without the Internet. My brain is completely shutting down. Waiter: So, are you folks gonna have dinner or just drinks? Ted: [nervous laughter] I-I don't know.