Ted: Oh, my God. This is awesome. I just got invited to the Architects' Ball, the annual gala that honors the city's greatest architects. Oh, no, you guys see why this sucks, right?
Robin: Because it's an annual gala honoring the city's greatest architects?
Ted: Robin, this is the social event of the year. You take a girl to the Architects' Ball, brother, you're going
to third base. Whichever girl I take as my date, she will be Miss Ted Mosby's girlfriend by the end of the night. Okay, no more sitting on the fence. Robin, get me my legal pad. It's pros and cons time! [all cheer]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids, they really cheered.