Quote from Barney in The Naked Truth
Future Ted: [v.o.] The next night, Barney met Nora for coffee. Thankfully, without the ridiculous leg cast. Barney: Hey, Nora, thanks for meeting me here. Nora: What happened to your neck? Barney: My wha...? Oh, it's nothing. I was performing in a one-man show of Fiddler. There was this roof. Nora: Wow, that one has fantastic ta-tas. Barney: [turns around] What, where? Oh... Oh, damn it. Nora: Ta-ta.