Quote from Future Ted in The Best Man
Kelly's father: How dare you. That's my daughter, you piece of garbage. Punchy: You're still gonna pay for all this, right? Punchy's father: "Piece of garbage"? That's my son. Future Ted: [v.o.] And that is how Marshall destroyed Punchy's wedding. But we didn't care. There was gonna be a sixth member of our little family.