Ted: [sobbing] We're here tonight to celebrate love. Love brings us new life... [The people at the Finnish table laugh]
Marshall: Hey! This isn't a meltdown. These are tears of joy. Ted is happy for his friends 'cause he's the best guy that I know. And do you know why he's happy? Because this beautiful lady right here is pregnant.
Kelly: How did you know that?! That was supposed to be a secret!