Barney: Is this one better?
Ted: Look, the tie is great, and, you know, it's perfectly normal to have some pre-wedding jitters.
Barney: I'm not having jitters. It just occurs to me that once I put this tie on, I can never take it off. I have to wear this tie forever and ever. And sure, this tie's skinny now, but what happens if it gets fat and starts bossing me around? Did I make a mistake? Would I have been happier with the other tie? Ted, can I tell you a big secret?
Ted: Yeah, of course.
Barney: I'm not really talking about the tie.