Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, kids, you remember Arthur Hobbs, Barney and Marshall's old boss at GNB? Well, Arthur was going through a divorce and taking it kind of hard.
Barney: Hi, Arthur. Everything okay?
Arthur: No, everything's not okay. My stupid wife got custody of Tugboat. God, I should have
kept her hidden in a cage in the basement.
Barney: Isn't that animal cruelty?
Arthur: I'm talking about my wife.
Barney: Oh. That's fine, then.