Barney: Secondly, Ted, I'm sorry I said mean things about Zoey. Are you really going to walk away from this project just because you're mad at me?
Ted: It's not because I'm mad at you. Barney, The Arcadian was designed by a guy named John Clifford Larrabee. And even though he's been dead for half a century, it's my duty, architect to architect, to keep his work alive. Please tell me a little part of you understands.
Barney: I understand. Zoey has magic lady bits.
Ted: What?
Barney: Zoey's lady bits are magic, and that's how she controls your mind. You see, every few hundred millennia, lady bits leap forward...
Lily: I know you're only just getting started, but this is already gross.