Barney: Let's do shots!
Jerry: Uh, no, thank you, Barney. I have that fishing trip with J.J. early tomorrow. I better take it easy.
Barney: No! Don't you remember what you said to me when I was a kid? "Never stop partying!"
Jerry: I said that? To a six-year-old? I don't remember that.
Barney: You don't remember the last thing you said to me when I was a kid? You know, why don't you just go back home?
Jerry: But I want to hang out with you.
Barney: Yeah, well, I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry, not Stay-At-Home Jerome.
Jerry: Fine. You want Crazy Jerry? [downs multiple shots] There! You got him! ... I apologize. It might take a few minutes to kick in.