Quote from Barney in Legendaddy
Marshall: Hey. Barney. Let's go outside for a second. Lily: We have a confession. This wasn't really about seeing Ted's house. It's an intervention. Barney: Oh, thank God. I'll go first. Ted, this house you bought for your hypothetical family is super weird. We talk about it all the time behind your back. Ted: Yeah, this intervention isn't for me. It's for you.