Future Ted: [v.o.] A few days later, I headed over to The Captain's building to get Zoey's box.
Ted: I'm here to...
The Captain: Ted. What a surprise.
[later]
The Captain: Ted.
Ted: Captain. I...
The Captain: You've come to rescue me from the capsized wreckage of my marriage.
Ted: Mm...
The Captain: I hesitated calling you because I know you and Zoey were friendly.
Ted: Pssh, nah...
The Captain: But my wife has left me. All my friends have abandoned me. Please, tell me you're on my side.
Ted: [laughs]
The Captain: Let's adjourn to the study.