The Captain Quote #7
Quote from The Captain in Garbage Island
Future Ted: [v.o.] A few days later, I headed over to The Captain's building to get Zoey's box.
Ted: I'm here to...
The Captain: Ted. What a surprise.
[later]
The Captain: Ted.
Ted: Captain. I...
The Captain: You've come to rescue me from the capsized wreckage of my marriage.
Ted: Mm...
The Captain: I hesitated calling you because I know you and Zoey were friendly.
Ted: Pssh, nah...
The Captain: But my wife has left me. All my friends have abandoned me. Please, tell me you're on my side.
Ted: [laughs]
The Captain: Let's adjourn to the study.
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Quote from Barney
Robin: You really are smitten.
Barney: No, I'm not. I'm Barney Stinson. I don't get smitten, I smite!
Robin: You are totally smitten, but you're scared of being in a relationship.
Barney: No, I'm not. I can't be anyone's boyfriend, Robin. If I got serious with Nora, it would be like if Mother Teresa focused all her attention on one really hot orphan. With great penis comes great responsibility.
Quote from Robin
Marshall: Garbage Island. You haven't heard of Garbage Island? It's an island... made of garbage! It's in the Pacific Ocean. It's twice the size of Texas!
Robin: In other words, one-eighth the size of Canada. So...
Quote from Barney
Lily: No, it's more than that. It's like, all the stuff he used to love, he suddenly has no interest in anymore.
Barney: Oh. Ha-wink.
Lily: Excuse me?
Barney: Lily, in my travels, I've developed a finely calibrated sense of how long it's been since... How do I not put this delicately? A girl's been porked. And, boo, you've been pork-free so long, you're practically kosher.
Lily: It's been a while.
Barney: Five weeks, three days by my estimation.
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried. They're pretty strict with backgrounds.