Quote from Barney in Oh Honey
Zoey: Don't worry, Ted, she's cute. Barney: [coughing] "Cute" means "fat". Zoey: She's not fat. Barney: [coughing] "Not fat" means "ugly". Zoey: Oh, here she is. Barney: [coughing] I take back everything I said. That girl is extremely attractive.