Barney: Guys, we've got a problem. This is the application for the regional doubles laser tag tournament in Poughkeepsie. Problem is, only one of you can be my partner. So it looks like we've got a bake-off. You may now present your arguments.
Marshall: I'm not playing laser tag.
Ted: I'm absolutely not playing laser tag.
Marshall: Damn it.
Barney: And Marshall's the winner.