Quote from Barney in Bad News
Barney: Guys, we've got a problem. This is the application for the regional doubles laser tag tournament in Poughkeepsie. Problem is, only one of you can be my partner. So it looks like we've got a bake-off. You may now present your arguments. Marshall: I'm not playing laser tag. Ted: I'm absolutely not playing laser tag. Marshall: Damn it. Barney: And Marshall's the winner.