Future Ted: [v.o.] And so the next night, we had two things to celebrate.
Robin: Well, you are looking at the new associate researcher at World Wide News.
Marshall: Oh, my gosh! That's amazing news.
Ted: What changed your mind?
Robin: Marshall and Lily. I just realized that I am about to have a little niece who looks up to me... and I don't wanna be sad Aunt Robin, the aging coin flip bimbo who gives her the creeps. I wanna be cool Aunt Robin, the respected journalist who gives her beer.
Lily: What?
Robin: What? Oh...