Quote from Ted in Canning Randy
Zoey: Boo freakin' hoo? That's it? The Arcadian is an architecturally significant... Ted: Architecturally significant?! Zoe, you're very pretty. Your hair smells great. Zoey: Shampoo. You should try it sometime. Ted: You don't know the first thing about architecture. Zoey: Key, Ted Mosby's car. Go on. Ted: I'm a professor, okay? I teach this stuff at one of the best colleges in the country. I don't go down to your place of non-employment and lecture you about how your little protest is a misguided waste of time, except, whoops, I just did. Ha-burn. Zoey: Oh, good, the eggs are here. Ted: Well, I should head up.