Robin: Hey. Um, when we were dating, did... Did I make you feel needed?
Barney: No, I didn't feel like you needed me at all.
Robin: That's what I thought. Uh, I'm sorry.
Barney: Wait, where are you... That's a compliment. You are the least needy woman I've ever met. That's awesome. I mean, no guy's gonna say. "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky. You're your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most... Amazing, strong, independent woman I've ever banged.
Robin: Thanks, Barney.