Quote from James in Cleaning House
Marshall: Does your mom make stuff like that up a lot? James: Constantly. I mean, she put more effort into some lies than others. [flashback to young Barney watching TV:] Young Barney: Mom, who's my dad? All the other kids at school know who their dad is. Who's mine? Loretta: I don't know. That guy. [present:] Robin: Did she tell you that Bob Barker was your dad too? James: No, no, no. I heard Flip Wilson, Bill Cosby, James Earl Jones, Meadowlark Lemon. The list goes on. I still can't get a straight answer about who my real dad is. And Barney's no help. He still believes every lie that my mom told us growing up. Not me. I caught on early. [to Lily] Careful! Michael Jackson sent me this glove for my 10th... Damn.