Future Ted: [v.o.] I braced myself for what was next: Rage, fury, a possible shanking.
Cindy: [hugs Ted] Thank you, Ted. After things didn't work out with us, I got really sad for a while. But then I realized, you're not what I wanted, Ted, and I'm not what you wanted. I'm sorry I was such a jerk. I feel like I should make it up to you somehow. You know, buy you a beer or Yankees tickets, or...
Ted: Or set me up with one of your friends. No, I'm kidding. That would be weird.
Cindy: No, it wouldn't.
Ted: It wouldn't, would it? Any one of those three. Whichever's easiest and right nearby. And not the beer.