Quote from Marshall in Big Days
Marshall: Okay, so you just want me to call my dad and tell him that we're not having a baby? Lily: That's about the size of it. Marshall: Okay, out of curiosity, when do we tell him about the baby? Lily: We'll tell him about the baby when there's a baby to tell him about. Marshall: So, he just gets no notice? He just walks into his boss's office, and says, "I just had a grandson. I'm gonna be out for three months." Lily: Out for three months? Marshall: Yeah. He and my mom are coming to live with us when the baby's born. We talked about this. Lily: No, we didn't. Marshall: I meant, me and my dad.