Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, there are two big days in any love story: The day you meet the girl of your dreams, and the day you marry her.
[a little ways down the road:]
Ted: Nice! Where'd you get this?
Marshall: Stashed a cooler behind the pulpit. Beer be with you.
Ted: And also with you. Mmm. Man, this is what church has been missing. Dude, you fixed church.
Marshall: Yeah. You're welcome, God. Nervous?
Ted: What? No. I'm just hoping it doesn't rain. Why? Do I look nervous?
Marshall: Look at your beer, dude. You always do that when you're nervous.