Ted: This is a terrible movie! And it got everything wrong. Remember how I proposed to Stella? That spontaneous moment in the arcade. I didn't have a ring, so I gave her a toy I won from a crane machine?
Lily: Oh, that was so sweet.
Marshall: So romantic.
Robin: A little cheesy.
Ted: Well, here's how it went in the movie.
[flashback to Ted and Royce watching The Wedding Bride:]
Jed Mosley: Look, if it'll shut you up, I guess we can get married.
Stella: Well, aren't you gonna give me a ring?
Jed Mosley: No-can-do's-ville, babydoll. Here. Put this on your finger.
Boy: Hey!