Barney: That's all right, buddy. Sometimes, people make the wrong decisions in life. Like your mother.
Ted: What do you mean?
Barney: Ted, as you know, I've always been very, very fond of your mother.
Ted: Please don't.
Barney: In fact, Virginia and I shared a special moment back in 2006 B.C. Before Clint.
Ted: What the hell are you talking about?
Barney: I wanted to be your dad.
Ted: What does that even mean?
Barney: Don't you talk back to me, young man. That's why I cried at Clint's song. Because that bastard took her away from me. And now, all I'm left with is the memory of dropping her off at the airport.