Clint: Hello, everyone. Mahalo for being here with us. My entire life - well, this life - I've waited for a muse like Virginia. Baby, this is your song. [singing and playing guitar] When I squeeze her trembling bosom
Ted: Oh, God.
Clint: The blood pumps to my loins When I penetrate her...
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I swear to God, I blacked out for the next 12 minutes. So I have no idea how the song got to this ending.
Clint: And Mahatma Gandhi And the pancakes - Everyone - And the dragon
All: And the dragon
Clint: And you, Virginia