Robin: What the hell is this?
Ted: I don't know. Looks like something covered by a sheet. Guess if you want to find out, you're gonna have to do a story on it.
Robin: You're gonna be covered by a sheet if you don't get your stupid model out of here.
Barney: Dude, what are you doing?
Ted: I don't think Marshall's going to lie on TV. And when he backs out, I want to be there for my friend Robin with a story. Or rather, 102 stories, because that's how tall a certain iconic New York landmark is.
Barney: Now, I want to buy a gun.