Marshall: All right, Robin, here's what happened.
Barney: No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell it. It's my story. You see, young Marshall was at the zoo, eating a banana.
Marshall: No, I wasn't eating a banana. If you're gonna tell it, tell it right.
Barney: Oh, you're right. The banana was on the ground.
Marshall: There was no banana. There was no... There was no banana.
Barney: Marshall, I apologize. Truly. Robin, here's what happened.
Marshall: There was no banana!