Quote from Marshall in Zoo or False
Marshall: No, guys. I was walking home from work, through Central Park, and I stopped at the zoo. [flashback to Marshall looking at the monkey enclosure:] Park ranger: Watch it. Don't get any closer. Marshall: Oh! It's cool. It's cool. [The monkey pulls on Marshall's jacket and grabs his wallet] [present:] Barney: You're telling us... Ted: That you got mugged... Marshall: By a monkey. I got mugged by a monkey. [all laugh]