Ted: Guys, great news! Tiffany broke up with her boyfriend. Proof that I am not on the hook.
Robin: Oh, you're still on the hook.
Ted: Uh-uh. Listen to how we spent last night. [v.o.] First, we cuddled. Then, we shared chocolate cake. Then, well, I don't usually join in on locker room talk, but I gave her a pretty sensual foot rub.
Robin: And, let me guess, it didn't go any further than that.
Ted: Well, no, but...
Lily: And, tell me, did you by any chance make that chocolate cake?
Ted: It was a mix.