Future Ted: [v.o.] It wasn't going very well for Robin, either.
Don: Sorry I'm late. Someone used the microwave, and the elevator stopped. What are you doing?
Robin: Okay, Don. Don, seriously, not tonight. Okay, I'm a little bit on edge because I quit smoking for my interview with the mayor, so just...
Don: Oh! Oh, you precious little porcelain unicorn, you. Why would you do that?
Robin: Why? Because I care, Don. I care about the show, I care about my career. Unlike you, you unprofessional jerk! You're sloppy, you're rude, and I wish you worked half as hard as the elastic on those stretched-out underpants.