Robin: God, if I can't even get my best friends to watch, who's going to watch?
Marshall: Lots of people. You got bedridden insomniacs. Bums camping outside a department store. People waiting in the ER, where the TV is in a cage, so you can't change the channel.
Lily: Ooh. Do you have any stalkers?
Robin: Yeah, but even Leonard won't watch my show.