Marshall: I supported you with all of those random people, but this is your father. Okay, can't we at least just give him some turkey?
Lily: No.
Marshall: Lily, please. Come on. Please, I can't ask the guy to leave on Thanksgiving.
Lily: Oh, no, you don't have to ask. Just tell him that it's really important that he be here. And before you know it,
he'll be at a game convention in Toledo, giving your braces money to some guy claiming to be Milton Bradley.
Marshall: He was just out trying to provide for the family.
Lily: No. No, that's what my mom did by working two jobs. Marshall, that man broke my heart every single day for 20 years.
Marshall: Well, then we'll just give him some dark meat.